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Here Comes Ugly Mulligan (2020)

by Benjamin Lee Farley

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I been waiting in the next dimension Hoping you would pay attention To all my imaginary pageantry Patent all my worst inventions Battle all your best intentions It's all just imaginary pageantry
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Can you control The thunder you stole Or does it roll Wild Were you told Ooh were you told That you get old Child Were you told
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There's a princess in that tower She's trapped up there like a chump She don't know she got the power Just to go ahead and jump If you just pay attention you'll notice the things you're addicted to Making you making you making you dumb There's a hunchback in that steeple Got himself a big old hump He never notice all the people Jumping landing with a thump If you just pay attention you'll notice the things that are killing you Making you making you making you dumb
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Got an early start On a broken heart I built a pedestal I never met her still And it's no no no names
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You Up? 01:43
Send text Feel dumb You up? I'm numb Hit send Feel stupid You up? I'm only human Cold call Three-thirty You up? Hmph Voicemail Am I a creeper? You up? I'll be your grim reaper Baby let me be your grim reaper
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Crumbs 02:35
Crumbs - there's nothing left but Crumbs - I keep on eating Crumbs - the neighbors left me Some - but I cut off my Thumbs - by accident my Thumbs - some accidents Become - more proof that we are Dumb Dumb Dumb, real dumb Real dumb Crumbs - there's nothing left but crumbs Crumbs - I keep on eating crumbs - Crumbs - my neighbor left me your mama left me somebody left me my girlfriend left me my mistress left me her mistress left her I went to get some They didnt have no They're running out of They don't have no more They looted all the crumbs
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Make It Work 02:45
Got a broken silver spoon And a fool's gold watch Thirty years and then the boot Steady job to botch State-paid food in my guts State-paid phone, in a rut State-paid drugs, patchwork brain We got a free ride down the drain But we make it work
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I'm Gone 02:39
You talk about leaving all the time But you got nowhere to be You got nobody but me And I'm gone You got no reason or rhyme You had your chance to be the one to go I hate to be the one to tell you so But I'm gone Packed up my shit Got my ticket I'm heading back to Caroline I'll turn legit Write a couple big hits Then go get drunk on my own damn wine 'cause I'm gone You talk about leaving all the time But you got nothing to do And I got nothing to prove So I'm gone Packed up my shit Got my ticket I'm heading back to Caroline I'll turn legit Write a couple big hits Then go get drunk on my own damn wine
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Puttin' on plenty of weight It's nice not sitting on a bony ass but My arms are still scrawny Not healthy to be six-one and only weigh 130 pounds I'm up to 170 Thanks and blame and otherwise go to a steady diet of nothing but waffles and medicine Medication? Medicine. Not sure if there's actually a a difference We'll let the doctors decide Waterweight looks good on me, if I do say so myself, and I do As long as I don't become one of those guys who's real skinny but still manages to have a big gut That'd be ridiculous. I'm puttin' on plenty of weight. Sure am.
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I caught a graverobber robbing my grave Caught him with dirt on his hands I caught a graverobber robbing my grave Seemed like a desperate man What he had planned Is a thought I can't stand Seemed like a desperate man I caught a warmonger mongering war Caught him with blood on his hands I caught a warmonger mongering war Smelled like a fortunate man For a few hundred grand He'd have scorched all the land Smelled like a fortunate man I caught a watchmaker making a watch Caught him with time on his hands
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Here comes Ugly Mulligan Got his wife's body again Dancing like they never been apart Contain him, they can't contain him Contain him, they can't contain him Here comes Ugly Mulligan Can't blame him, they cannot blame him Can't blame him, they cannot blame him Got his wife's body again Believe it, they can't believe it Retrieved it, he done retrieved it Believe it, he can't believe she's gone He's so hard to look at he gets away with everything he does Here comes Ugly Mulligan Got his wife's body again Dancing like they never been apart
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They can take our underwear They can take our pride They can take our shoelaces They could take our side We'll still die lookin' pretty
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Cigarette time Go get it

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BONUS four song instrumental ep "Big Stride Boulevard" only with download

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released June 6, 2020

Written and recorded by Ben May 2020 at 9D9 Studio, Pittsfield, MA

"Make It Dumb" lead guitar by Mark DiChiara

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Benjamin Lee Farley Asheville, North Carolina

Never took a lesson in my life. All songs written, played, sung/sang/sing-ed, produced, computerized / all album covers made by Ben unless otherwise noted.
NONE of my sounds are made with Artificial Intelligence, just a few album covers. Is anybody reading this? If so thank you. If not, then I guess I can say whatever I want because you'll never read it. So fuck you I guess? Just kidding madluv.
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